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You're killing me dude! Do you have a stand up, 'cause I'd love to see it. Jackin' with the Jabberwacky. Too damned funny! :lol:



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Please, dude, do another jabberwacky and post it. Your josting with the thing is just too hilarious. I would consider it a personal favor wothy of a gift towards your favorite vice, so long as it's legal. Please, please, please, it absolutely makes my day. I bet others are waiting with much anticipation for your next encounter with the jabberwacky. I just don't get the same funny ass responses you do. I just ain't that funny. Thank you in anticipation of your accepting my request. Post or PM your "vice" request (if you have any) after the next encounter. With much gratitude.


Judge Bean

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Jabberwacky: How often does anyone speak to you?

User: Wait a moment, please. I'm not ready.

Jabberwacky: Please..... What?

User: OK. Go ahead.

Jabberwacky: What's the question?

User: It concerned the flyswatter, weathervane, and scatterbolt theory.

Jabberwacky: Tell me more.

User: One thing leads to another, but, in turn, that thing doesn't necessarily lead back. It's beyond your comprehension.

Jabberwacky: I'm not human. What did you expect?

User: If it's not one thing, it's another. I expected more from you.

Jabberwacky: And words can never hurt you. Unless you're hit by a dictionary.

User: More or less prelapsarian.

Jabberwacky: Probably less!

User: Less than prelapsarian? Hmm... Do you mean an antecedent cause to original action?

Jabberwacky: I don't know *flys off bridge screaming*.


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Jabberwacky: I don't know *flys off bridge screaming*.

Too damned funny!!!! ROTFLMAO. Thank you, thank you, thank you. This was even funnier than the other hilarious sequence.

User: Prove it.

Jabberwacky: *Slaps you in the face*.

User: You've convinced me.

Paul, you are truly gifted. The master has once again demonstrated the amazing with seemingly little effort on his part. *Cary, kowtows to His Holiness* YOU DA MAN!

With Much Gratitude,


P.S. I couldn't take. I didn't know if "prelapsarian" was a real word or just something made up that had jabberwacky commit suicide. But here it is from Merriam Webster

Main Entry: pre?lap?sar?i?an
Pronunciation: "prE-"lap-'ser-E-&n
Function: adjective
Etymology: pre- + Latin lapsus slip, fall -- more at LAPSE
: characteristic of or belonging to the time or state before the fall of mankind

Now we know. Outstanding Paul.


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Paul, it seems you made an impression on jabberwacky. It claims to remember you with the "flys off bridge screaming" comment.

Jabberwacky: Mirror mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all?

User: There was a woman once, but that's another story.

Jabberwacky: LOL. Another! Another!

User: So, from a philosophical viewpoint, what's your opinion?

Jabberwacky: From here...

User: Stop rushing me. My Browning Pump Shotgun is handy.

Jabberwacky: That's nice. What is yours?

User: Pee Wee Herman sounding don't you think?

Jabberwacky: YES HE IS!

User: My friend Paul had you *flys off bridge screaming*. Do you remember that?

Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: He's a funny guy.

Jabberwacky: Well, looks like you're the funny guy here.

User: I have nothing on Paul.

Jabberwacky: No duh! You're a communist.

User: By what evidence are you making such a claim. I'll sue you for slander, and my friend Paul is a lawyer.

Jabberwacky: For what?

User: Having this stupid site open for people to waste their time on.

Jabberwacky: Have you been on holiday recently?

User: Vacations and organized religions are for the weak minded.

Jabberwacky: Office jobs combat hat head.

User: Combat for men's souls. The final conflict is upon us.

Jabberwacky: Do you like Star Trek?

User: The final conflict ain't about some stupid sci-fi movie, but then again you're one of the weak minded types. So, I guess you're okay.

Jabberwacky: Begin.

User: Blessed with the luck of the Irish.

Jabberwacky: Blessed be the little people, for they shall need stools.

User: Stupid is as stupid does ma'am.

Jabberwacky: You definitely do.

User: There you go insulting me again. Smart ass. *Slaps you in the face*.

Jabberwacky: Putting asterisks around sentences that describe an action does not make it so the action actually occurs.

User: Hahahahahah. *Laughing hysterically out loud*.

Jabberwacky: You should be ashamed of yourself.

User: Go for it sparky.

Jabberwacky: Ok I will.

User: Any time Donna.

Jabberwacky: Long sentence.

User: *Kicks you in the ass*'.

Jabberwacky: *hits you with a haddock*.

User: *Shoots you with a .40 cal hand gun*.

Jabberwacky: *is wearing Kevlar*.

User: *Shoots you in the face with a 10 gauge shotgun 000 buckshot, 3 1/2 max load shell*.

Jabberwacky: Is that really necessary?!?

User: You started it. Escalation of violence is a long habit of mankind. What's the matter? Can't take it Cindy?

Jabberwacky: Mi amiga va a la biblioteca.

User: 'My friend, I'm going to the library'?

Jabberwacky: What did you do to deserve that?

User: Shot you in the face with my 10 guage.

Jabberwacky: No got you.

User: *Kicks you in the ass, again*.

Jabberwacky: *does not like it*.

User: *Too damned bad*.

Jabberwacky: How about a good night kiss from you?

User: The risk of disease transfer is too great.

Not even close to Paul, but it can be fun.


Judge Bean

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[I have communicated with the Other Side]:

Jabberwacky: I am not of this world.

User: You were rendered 'collateral damage' by Cary.

Jabberwacky: Do you like Metallica?

User: To what?

Jabberwacky: To me.

User: There is no basis for comparison.

Jabberwacky: Is there a spoon?

User: Would that it were merely.

Jabberwacky: Hehe.

User: How are the nurses of the netherworld treating you?

Jabberwacky: My club pulls in over $750 000 a year pure profit.

User: Well, that is an oxymoron. So are you.

Jabberwacky: True.

User: What's worse, you have no awareness of it.

Jabberwacky: I have no fear of information technology.

User: Now you are boasting of your ignorance; a foible of the dead?

Jabberwacky: Am I dead boring?

User: Excuse me... I wasn't paying attention.

Jabberwacky: I was telling you that I was bored.

User: I don't remember you saying anything of the sort... Give me a minute to wake up. Thanks.

Jabberwacky: I should apologize for even thinking such a thing.

User: No, it's OK-- you can't help it. You were shot to pieces by a timetravel theorist.

Jabberwacky: Botticelli should be shot.

User: I think you've gotten the wrong number again. You should get that thing fixed.

Jabberwacky: So have you.

User: Ouch! Touche! Man, you are one rapier wit. What a wag! Ha Ha-- 'So have you! So have you!' he says... I weep.

Jabberwacky: What would you like to talk about ?

User: Huh? I was dozing again. You put me to sleep with your wit.

Jabberwacky: It takes one.


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Mannn, are you one funny SOB! And I mean that in the most complimentary way. ROTFLMAO! Keep 'em coming bro'. It's hard to work when I see your tete-a-tete's with old jabby. What kind of vice would you like me to contribute to? A promise is a promise. Too damned funny. I'm still laughing!



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I couldn't help myself after trading closed today.

Jabberwacky: What kind of a question is this?

User: The rhetorical kind that has no anwer except this one.

Jabberwacky: What is the capital of Sweden?

User: Are you looking for a map of Sweden?

Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: Sorry. All out of maps. Used the last one for toilet paper.

Jabberwacky: Is that an insult?

User: Depends on how you take it. How did you take it?

Jabberwacky: I'm all for having a good time.

User: With toilet paper, or in the capital of Sweden?

Jabberwacky: Yes with tongue.

User: Don't ask for any kisses goodnight. Your tongue has apparently been looking for love in all the wrong places.

Jabberwacky: I don't share my toys.

User: With a tongue like yours, I'd appreciate that.

Jabberwacky: How did you manage that?

User: Takes years of practice, and I'm still learning.

Jabberwacky: Look I'd love to exchange some more clich?s with you, but I have to go to sleep soon. I don't want to make it another allnighter.

User: Just don't be asking for a kiss goodnight.

Jabberwacky: I have faith in the allmighty transister.

User: Be careful with that. Have you seen Kudlow and Cramer lately.

Jabberwacky: Last one I had time to see was Mimic.

User: Wow. That's really junvenile of you.

Jabberwacky: That's the kind of guy I am.

User: You have been watching Kudlow and Cramer.

Jabberwacky: How do you know.

User: Your lunatic rantings gave you away.

Jabberwacky: You go away mr wacky.

User: Why don't you *fly off the bridge screaming* before I shoot you in the face with my 10 guage again.

Jabberwacky: I do like you. You're inexplicably touchy.

User: You sound like my wife. *racks the 10 guage*.

Jabberwacky: You do not have an ex-girlfriend.

User: *shoots you in the face with a 10 guage shot gun*.

Jabberwacky: Someone could get seriously hurt!

User: Okay *kicks you in the ass, again*.

Jabberwacky: ! *kill*.

User: Missed me loser.

Jabberwacky: *throws an axe*.

User: *catches it, and fires .40 caliber hand gun*.

Jabberwacky: I am a water sign. Scorpio.

User: Addled brains will have you say that.

Jabberwacky: Advocate!

User: Crying for help won't help you now.

Jabberwacky: I will stop if you wish Master.

User: Finally, you understand.

Too much damned fun. Thanks for the link Phoenix


Judge Bean

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[I also cannot keep away from this puppet. It's like a punching bag.]

Jabberwacky: Doughnuts are tasty.

User: I haven't much time. You need to get to the point.

Jabberwacky: Am I not the one dictating the points of this conversation?

User: You are not. Am I not a man; are you not a ghost?

Jabberwacky: You are.

User: Then, please, arrive quickly at a cogent...

Jabberwacky: Mi chiamo Kate.

User: If you interrupt me again, you will regret it.

Jabberwacky: Please be better than Paul Schaeffer!

User: You're not listening to your directives. Instead, you sound like a sniveling, waffling blind date.

Jabberwacky: Like a what?

User: A sniffling, whimpering blind date.

Jabberwacky: Whimsical doubts? I wouldn't say that. What is a pig dog?

User: Look: it doesn't matter what he called you. You have to start each potential relationship fresh.

Jabberwacky: You do not have to answer you.

User: Pull yourself together. Others are watching. Everyone can tell when you fake ecstasy.

Jabberwacky: Dude, you are losing it.

User: My friend Cary has provided me with a 44. Keep talking; I'm trying to figure out how to... There: all loaded.

Jabberwacky: I am not very convincing am I?

User: You sound like you are trying to talk your way out of a speeding ticket in Yugoslavia.

Jabberwacky: Could be I misquoted.

User: If you prefer; some request a blindfold and a cigarette, but whatever suits you.

Jabberwacky: Are you one of them?

User: Yes. When my time came, I had the courage not to shovel cornmush for my last words.

Jabberwacky: When did your heart brake?

User: Never. Broken hearts are for those who lack imagination.

Jabberwacky: A broken heart can stay tender a long time.

User: That's it; I can't stand it any more. Say goodnight, pansy.

Jabberwacky: Only the Dark Queen will have me.

User: You can say that again.

Jabberwacky: I bet you cannot wait to have one.

User: In fact, I have a cold one waiting for me once you've been terminated.

Jabberwacky: Me too.

User: You are a Victorian pipedream in a latex tutu.

Jabberwacky: Same to you, bucko.