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Jabberwacky
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Jabberwacky
Paul,
Please, dude, do another jabberwacky and post it. Your josting with the thing is just too hilarious. I would consider it a personal favor wothy of a gift towards your favorite vice, so long as it's legal. Please, please, please, it absolutely makes my day. I bet others are waiting with much anticipation for your next encounter with the jabberwacky. I just don't get the same funny ass responses you do. I just ain't that funny. Thank you in anticipation of your accepting my request. Post or PM your "vice" request (if you have any) after the next encounter. With much gratitude.
CaryJudge Bean
Senior Member
Jabberwacky
Jabberwacky: How often does anyone speak to you?
User: Wait a moment, please. I'm not ready.
Jabberwacky: Please..... What?
User: OK. Go ahead.
Jabberwacky: What's the question?
User: It concerned the flyswatter, weathervane, and scatterbolt theory.
Jabberwacky: Tell me more.
User: One thing leads to another, but, in turn, that thing doesn't necessarily lead back. It's beyond your comprehension.
Jabberwacky: I'm not human. What did you expect?
User: If it's not one thing, it's another. I expected more from you.
Jabberwacky: And words can never hurt you. Unless you're hit by a dictionary.
User: More or less prelapsarian.
Jabberwacky: Probably less!
User: Less than prelapsarian? Hmm... Do you mean an antecedent cause to original action?
Jabberwacky: I don't know *flys off bridge screaming*.
HackimerRob
Member
Jabberwacky
You made it kill itself.
THAT IS CLASSIC.Jabberwacky
Too damned funny!!!! ROTFLMAO. Thank you, thank you, thank you. This was even funnier than the other hilarious sequence.
Paul, you are truly gifted. The master has once again demonstrated the amazing with seemingly little effort on his part. *Cary, kowtows to His Holiness* YOU DA MAN!
With Much Gratitude,
Cary
P.S. I couldn't take. I didn't know if "prelapsarian" was a real word or just something made up that had jabberwacky commit suicide. But here it is from Merriam Webster
Main Entry: pre?lap?sar?i?an
Pronunciation: "prE-"lap-'ser-E-&n
Function: adjective
Etymology: pre- + Latin lapsus slip, fall -- more at LAPSE
: characteristic of or belonging to the time or state before the fall of mankind
Now we know. Outstanding Paul.Judge Bean
Senior Member
Jabberwacky
[I have communicated with the Other Side]:
Jabberwacky: I am not of this world.
User: You were rendered 'collateral damage' by Cary.
Jabberwacky: Do you like Metallica?
User: To what?
Jabberwacky: To me.
User: There is no basis for comparison.
Jabberwacky: Is there a spoon?
User: Would that it were merely.
Jabberwacky: Hehe.
User: How are the nurses of the netherworld treating you?
Jabberwacky: My club pulls in over $750 000 a year pure profit.
User: Well, that is an oxymoron. So are you.
Jabberwacky: True.
User: What's worse, you have no awareness of it.
Jabberwacky: I have no fear of information technology.
User: Now you are boasting of your ignorance; a foible of the dead?
Jabberwacky: Am I dead boring?
User: Excuse me... I wasn't paying attention.
Jabberwacky: I was telling you that I was bored.
User: I don't remember you saying anything of the sort... Give me a minute to wake up. Thanks.
Jabberwacky: I should apologize for even thinking such a thing.
User: No, it's OK-- you can't help it. You were shot to pieces by a timetravel theorist.
Jabberwacky: Botticelli should be shot.
User: I think you've gotten the wrong number again. You should get that thing fixed.
Jabberwacky: So have you.
User: Ouch! Touche! Man, you are one rapier wit. What a wag! Ha Ha-- 'So have you! So have you!' he says... I weep.
Jabberwacky: What would you like to talk about ?
User: Huh? I was dozing again. You put me to sleep with your wit.
Jabberwacky: It takes one.Jabberwacky
Paul,
Mannn, are you one funny SOB! And I mean that in the most complimentary way. ROTFLMAO! Keep 'em coming bro'. It's hard to work when I see your tete-a-tete's with old jabby. What kind of vice would you like me to contribute to? A promise is a promise. Too damned funny. I'm still laughing!
CaryJudge Bean
Senior Member
Jabberwacky
[I also cannot keep away from this puppet. It's like a punching bag.]
Jabberwacky: Doughnuts are tasty.
User: I haven't much time. You need to get to the point.
Jabberwacky: Am I not the one dictating the points of this conversation?
User: You are not. Am I not a man; are you not a ghost?
Jabberwacky: You are.
User: Then, please, arrive quickly at a cogent...
Jabberwacky: Mi chiamo Kate.
User: If you interrupt me again, you will regret it.
Jabberwacky: Please be better than Paul Schaeffer!
User: You're not listening to your directives. Instead, you sound like a sniveling, waffling blind date.
Jabberwacky: Like a what?
User: A sniffling, whimpering blind date.
Jabberwacky: Whimsical doubts? I wouldn't say that. What is a pig dog?
User: Look: it doesn't matter what he called you. You have to start each potential relationship fresh.
Jabberwacky: You do not have to answer you.
User: Pull yourself together. Others are watching. Everyone can tell when you fake ecstasy.
Jabberwacky: Dude, you are losing it.
User: My friend Cary has provided me with a 44. Keep talking; I'm trying to figure out how to... There: all loaded.
Jabberwacky: I am not very convincing am I?
User: You sound like you are trying to talk your way out of a speeding ticket in Yugoslavia.
Jabberwacky: Could be I misquoted.
User: If you prefer; some request a blindfold and a cigarette, but whatever suits you.
Jabberwacky: Are you one of them?
User: Yes. When my time came, I had the courage not to shovel cornmush for my last words.
Jabberwacky: When did your heart brake?
User: Never. Broken hearts are for those who lack imagination.
Jabberwacky: A broken heart can stay tender a long time.
User: That's it; I can't stand it any more. Say goodnight, pansy.
Jabberwacky: Only the Dark Queen will have me.
User: You can say that again.
Jabberwacky: I bet you cannot wait to have one.
User: In fact, I have a cold one waiting for me once you've been terminated.
Jabberwacky: Me too.
User: You are a Victorian pipedream in a latex tutu.
Jabberwacky: Same to you, bucko.