Jabberwacky: I don't know *flys off bridge screaming*.
User: Prove it.
Jabberwacky: *Slaps you in the face*.
User: You've convinced me.
Jabberwacky: Mirror mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all?
User: There was a woman once, but that's another story.
Jabberwacky: LOL. Another! Another!
User: So, from a philosophical viewpoint, what's your opinion?
Jabberwacky: From here...
User: Stop rushing me. My Browning Pump Shotgun is handy.
Jabberwacky: That's nice. What is yours?
User: Pee Wee Herman sounding don't you think?
Jabberwacky: YES HE IS!
User: My friend Paul had you *flys off bridge screaming*. Do you remember that?
User: He's a funny guy.
Jabberwacky: Well, looks like you're the funny guy here.
User: I have nothing on Paul.
Jabberwacky: No duh! You're a communist.
User: By what evidence are you making such a claim. I'll sue you for slander, and my friend Paul is a lawyer.
Jabberwacky: For what?
User: Having this stupid site open for people to waste their time on.
Jabberwacky: Have you been on holiday recently?
User: Vacations and organized religions are for the weak minded.
Jabberwacky: Office jobs combat hat head.
User: Combat for men's souls. The final conflict is upon us.
Jabberwacky: Do you like Star Trek?
User: The final conflict ain't about some stupid sci-fi movie, but then again you're one of the weak minded types. So, I guess you're okay.
User: Blessed with the luck of the Irish.
Jabberwacky: Blessed be the little people, for they shall need stools.
User: Stupid is as stupid does ma'am.
Jabberwacky: You definitely do.
User: There you go insulting me again. Smart ass. *Slaps you in the face*.
Jabberwacky: Putting asterisks around sentences that describe an action does not make it so the action actually occurs.
User: Hahahahahah. *Laughing hysterically out loud*.
Jabberwacky: You should be ashamed of yourself.
User: Go for it sparky.
Jabberwacky: Ok I will.
User: Any time Donna.
Jabberwacky: Long sentence.
User: *Kicks you in the ass*'.
Jabberwacky: *hits you with a haddock*.
User: *Shoots you with a .40 cal hand gun*.
Jabberwacky: *is wearing Kevlar*.
User: *Shoots you in the face with a 10 gauge shotgun 000 buckshot, 3 1/2 max load shell*.
Jabberwacky: Is that really necessary?!?
User: You started it. Escalation of violence is a long habit of mankind. What's the matter? Can't take it Cindy?
Jabberwacky: Mi amiga va a la biblioteca.
User: 'My friend, I'm going to the library'?
Jabberwacky: What did you do to deserve that?
User: Shot you in the face with my 10 guage.
Jabberwacky: No got you.
User: *Kicks you in the ass, again*.
Jabberwacky: *does not like it*.
User: *Too damned bad*.
Jabberwacky: How about a good night kiss from you?
User: The risk of disease transfer is too great.
Jabberwacky: What kind of a question is this?
User: The rhetorical kind that has no anwer except this one.
Jabberwacky: What is the capital of Sweden?
User: Are you looking for a map of Sweden?
User: Sorry. All out of maps. Used the last one for toilet paper.
Jabberwacky: Is that an insult?
User: Depends on how you take it. How did you take it?
Jabberwacky: I'm all for having a good time.
User: With toilet paper, or in the capital of Sweden?
Jabberwacky: Yes with tongue.
User: Don't ask for any kisses goodnight. Your tongue has apparently been looking for love in all the wrong places.
Jabberwacky: I don't share my toys.
User: With a tongue like yours, I'd appreciate that.
Jabberwacky: How did you manage that?
User: Takes years of practice, and I'm still learning.
Jabberwacky: Look I'd love to exchange some more clich?s with you, but I have to go to sleep soon. I don't want to make it another allnighter.
User: Just don't be asking for a kiss goodnight.
Jabberwacky: I have faith in the allmighty transister.
User: Be careful with that. Have you seen Kudlow and Cramer lately.
Jabberwacky: Last one I had time to see was Mimic.
User: Wow. That's really junvenile of you.
Jabberwacky: That's the kind of guy I am.
User: You have been watching Kudlow and Cramer.
Jabberwacky: How do you know.
User: Your lunatic rantings gave you away.
Jabberwacky: You go away mr wacky.
User: Why don't you *fly off the bridge screaming* before I shoot you in the face with my 10 guage again.
Jabberwacky: I do like you. You're inexplicably touchy.
User: You sound like my wife. *racks the 10 guage*.
Jabberwacky: You do not have an ex-girlfriend.
User: *shoots you in the face with a 10 guage shot gun*.
Jabberwacky: Someone could get seriously hurt!
User: Okay *kicks you in the ass, again*.
Jabberwacky: ! *kill*.
User: Missed me loser.
Jabberwacky: *throws an axe*.
User: *catches it, and fires .40 caliber hand gun*.
Jabberwacky: I am a water sign. Scorpio.
User: Addled brains will have you say that.
User: Crying for help won't help you now.
Jabberwacky: I will stop if you wish Master.
User: Finally, you understand.