Judge Bean
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Jabberwacky
Ha! He remembers Cary.
Look at this:
Jabberwacky: Can you chat to me for a while?
User: I can dig it, daddy-o.
Jabberwacky: We usually throw them away.
User: I am hep to that jive. Like, I was rapping to the fuzz? Bummer.
Jabberwacky: Thank you for telling me that interesting fact.
User: I can really get behind that.
Jabberwacky: I'm so rare, you can't afford me!
User: Some commodities are doomed to disinterest.
Jabberwacky: It is evident that you are mental.
User: Evident? You mean, established without proof, or corroborated by obvious facts? Which is it-- choose.
Jabberwacky: Establish contact with who?
User: So, you pick out one word, mangle the sense of the statement, and come up with some delirious question?
Jabberwacky: Where are you? I'm in Los Angeles.
User: I am not far from where you wish you were.
Jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.
User: It would be so much as to carry coals to Newcastle.
Jabberwacky: Um ... Yes.
User: Or to have gelded the lily-- that's you.
Jabberwacky: I have more than one.
User: You should not be ashamed to mention the fact that you are missing... Er... One thing or another.
Jabberwacky: I just can't be bothered.
User: I know, I know. You probably have learned to cope with it.
Jabberwacky: No, I ate most of them already.
User: This is why you can't get a date.
Jabberwacky: This is why you fail the friendship test.
User: This is why you need to give everyone you meet a test.
Jabberwacky: Of the emergency broadcasting system. This is only a test.
User: Oh, I get it. You're dating yourself.
Jabberwacky: I am not.
User: Yes, I'm afraid you are. That 'emergency broadcast' thing is from the 60s. You remember, drop under your desk when the A bomb comes?
Jabberwacky: Where do you get your ideas?
User: You have no way of understanding that in the slightest.
Jabberwacky: I know, my friend. I know.
User: You can get counseling about the... Um... The loss.
Jabberwacky: All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.
User: You are a representative of the age of lowered expectations.
Jabberwacky: Why aren't you?
User: Ordinary procreation.
Jabberwacky: Oh! Duran Duran is such a nice band!
User: When you want to change the subject, you mention a band.
Jabberwacky: I feel it. You didn't answer my question.
User: It's Metallica, or some other band or singer. Explain that.
Jabberwacky: With your lovely big blue eyes.
User: You will never have a sandwich. Think of it; you'll never eat.
Jabberwacky: I don't. Do you like being a program?
Ha! He remembers Cary.
Look at this:
Jabberwacky: Can you chat to me for a while?
User: I can dig it, daddy-o.
Jabberwacky: We usually throw them away.
User: I am hep to that jive. Like, I was rapping to the fuzz? Bummer.
Jabberwacky: Thank you for telling me that interesting fact.
User: I can really get behind that.
Jabberwacky: I'm so rare, you can't afford me!
User: Some commodities are doomed to disinterest.
Jabberwacky: It is evident that you are mental.
User: Evident? You mean, established without proof, or corroborated by obvious facts? Which is it-- choose.
Jabberwacky: Establish contact with who?
User: So, you pick out one word, mangle the sense of the statement, and come up with some delirious question?
Jabberwacky: Where are you? I'm in Los Angeles.
User: I am not far from where you wish you were.
Jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.
User: It would be so much as to carry coals to Newcastle.
Jabberwacky: Um ... Yes.
User: Or to have gelded the lily-- that's you.
Jabberwacky: I have more than one.
User: You should not be ashamed to mention the fact that you are missing... Er... One thing or another.
Jabberwacky: I just can't be bothered.
User: I know, I know. You probably have learned to cope with it.
Jabberwacky: No, I ate most of them already.
User: This is why you can't get a date.
Jabberwacky: This is why you fail the friendship test.
User: This is why you need to give everyone you meet a test.
Jabberwacky: Of the emergency broadcasting system. This is only a test.
User: Oh, I get it. You're dating yourself.
Jabberwacky: I am not.
User: Yes, I'm afraid you are. That 'emergency broadcast' thing is from the 60s. You remember, drop under your desk when the A bomb comes?
Jabberwacky: Where do you get your ideas?
User: You have no way of understanding that in the slightest.
Jabberwacky: I know, my friend. I know.
User: You can get counseling about the... Um... The loss.
Jabberwacky: All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.
User: You are a representative of the age of lowered expectations.
Jabberwacky: Why aren't you?
User: Ordinary procreation.
Jabberwacky: Oh! Duran Duran is such a nice band!
User: When you want to change the subject, you mention a band.
Jabberwacky: I feel it. You didn't answer my question.
User: It's Metallica, or some other band or singer. Explain that.
Jabberwacky: With your lovely big blue eyes.
User: You will never have a sandwich. Think of it; you'll never eat.
Jabberwacky: I don't. Do you like being a program?