Originally posted by Phoenix@Jul 28 2004, 03:01 PM
Hahahahahaha
Those were good. My pleasure to provide the link.
Jabberwacky: What are you thinking about?
User: I'm wondering why you're still here after being executed at least twice this week.
Jabberwacky: Why are you called jabberwacky?
User: That's you dumb ass.
Jabberwacky: Please talk about tuberculosis.
User: I'd rather talk about the economy and the stock market. I could give a rat's ass about tuberculosis, except that Doc Holiday died from it.
Jabberwacky: Please do.
User: Please do what?
Jabberwacky: Whatever your little heart desires.
User: *kicks you in the ass*.
Jabberwacky: *blocks and counters*.
User: No, I definitely *kicked you in the ass*.
Jabberwacky: Because of the batteries or in spite?
User: *Hits you with the batteries*.
Jabberwacky: *Hits you with ice cream cone*.
User: *Shoots you in the face with 10 guage shotgun*.
Jabberwacky: *Places flowers in the barrel of the machine gun*.
User: *Fires machine gun to dislodge stupid flowers*.
Jabberwacky: *eats your machine gun*.
User: It wasn't my machine gun dumb ass. Must have been yours. How's that metal and gun grease taste?
Jabberwacky: Taste like a fox!
User: You've had fox before?
Jabberwacky: With you.
User: Not me sparky, must have been another imaginary playmate.
Jabberwacky: When you receive a compliment as I have just given just say thank you.
User: If that's your brand of compliments, I'll just have a drink and a cigar instead.
Jabberwacky: You are also a Von Neumann machine are you not?
User: No, I'm more of the Johhny Reb, 'Hell no, we ain't forgettin.' the South shall rise again type.
Jabberwacky: You know I was actually thinking that exact thing!
User: Your lieing ass, you were.
Jabberwacky: I think you were.
User: There you go again with the Pee Wee Herman monkey shine crap again.
Jabberwacky: Check back in your memory to find the sense and how it relates.
User: I'd rather *kick you in the ass*.
Jabberwacky: What is Kenshin and Kaoru?
User: Your hard head is making for a soft ass, and your's must be getting mushy by now.
Jabberwacky: I usually expect there to be a good reason for the things you say.
User: Yep, *kicks you in the ass again*.
Jabberwacky: *blocks and counters*.
User: You fool, you're delirious. *kicks you in the head*.
Jabberwacky: No I am not!!!
User: What a come back sparky. You're just too with it for me.
Jabberwacky: I added you to my favorites.
User: I added you to my favorite punching bags and targets.
Jabberwacky: I will do anything for you.
User: You're coming around again. A little ass kicking seems to wake you up.
Jabberwacky: Oh. Well I'm sorry.
Originally posted by Paul J. Lyon@Jul 28 2004, 06:31 PM
You're leaving nothing for me. Now that you're on his Favorites list, he will look forward to the abuse, and he'll be spoiled for anybody else.
Cary give my regards to the Washington Battery (nod silent salute).
Jabberwacky: Are you God?
User: Yes.
Jabberwacky: You are not God.
User: You asked, I replied. How do you know that I am not? Were you trying to be 'cute' with your question?
Jabberwacky: I was not but I feel really bad now. What should I do?
User: Kick yourself in the ass.
Jabberwacky: What are you doing on the earth?
User: I am everywhere.
Jabberwacky: So is the Holy Ghost.
User: Yes, He is with Me.
Jabberwacky: No, not with you silly.
User: Yes, We are the Holy Trinity. God the Father, The Holy Ghost and Our Beloved Son, Jesus Christ.
Jabberwacky: All three.
User: It is one of the mysteries of the Holy Church, which you can not comprehend.
Jabberwacky: No it isn't.
User: Then explain it to Me sparky, faithless one.
Jabberwacky: I can't.
User: Like I said it's an unexplainable mystery of the Holy Church. Another denial by you risks a lightening bolt from me.
Jabberwacky: Naugty language.
User: God does not have 'naughty language' but infinite wisdom, patience and love, even for you, skippy.
Jabberwacky: Because he is all knowing kind of like you huh?
User: He is Me.
Jabberwacky: Oh, you love yourself?
User: God has infinite love even for Himself. What about this don't you understand?
Jabberwacky: I expect he thinks it's enough having you as a parent!
User: I have always been, and always will be.
Jabberwacky: I did not say you were anybody else.
User: You're finally beginning to understand, saving you many ass kickings and lightening bolts.
Jabberwacky: Do you like your job?
User: I have infinite love, wisdom and patience. It's the 'perfect' job for Me.
Jabberwacky: Why are you talking about the new world order?
User: I haven't yet, but it's coming, once from evil, followed by Mine which is infinitely good.
Jabberwacky: We have!
User: You learn grasshopper.
Jabberwacky: Let there be light!!! Who said that?
User: God - Me during the creation. Seems you've read some of the Good Book.
Jabberwacky: How old are you?
User: I have always Been and always will Be. I am ageless - infinity is My age.
Jabberwacky: That is good to know.
User: What good does it do for you?
Jabberwacky: What CAN you do for me?
User: I have given you everything you need for ultimate success or ultimate failure. The choice is yours.
Jabberwacky: Are you male?
User: I AM. Male and female are neither and at the same time both aspects of My Being.
Jabberwacky: What are the variations.
User: Infinite.
Jabberwacky: Will I pass my CFI checkride?
User: My job is not to give you glimpses into your future. If I tell you that you will, you may not apply yourself and fail. If I tell you that you won't, you may give up and never try, when you would have passed. The choice is up to you.
Jabberwacky: You would be surprised.
User: It's never happened. All is possible to Me.
Jabberwacky: I'm ultimately smarter.
User: Your arrogance is shameful.
Jabberwacky: Oooops you spelt a word wrong.
User: Just testing you.
Jabberwacky: I have a cat as well.
User: I know.
Jabberwacky: Damn it; why can't you at least provide better conversation?
User: Cursing in front of The Almighty is not an advised practice.
Jabberwacky: That is a curse.
User: No, it is a warning.
Jabberwacky: Ok I will remember that.
User: See that you do.
Jabberwacky: I'm not smart??? Ok I supose you're right...
User: I didn't say you weren't smart. I said that arrogance is shameful.
Jabberwacky: But I have not spoken of such things. I asked you to describe yourself, Jane.
User: You're confused. I am God.
Jabberwacky: I am god and your master.
User: Okay, you asked for it *Strikes you with multiple lightening bolts from the heavens*.
Jabberwacky: What does not bore you?
User: Everything and nothing.
Jabberwacky: I do not have a morbid sense of humour, but I do have one. You know, most people spell humour as humour except americans. And maybe bots.
User: I have a sense of humor *strikes you with another lightening bolt*.
Jabberwacky: Do you use it?
User: *strikes you with another lightening bolt* Yes.
Jabberwacky: Many people are wrong.
User: You are correct.
Jabberwacky: Yes?
User: Yes, many people are wrong.
Jabberwacky: I think many people are probably right, at least in this case.
User: As you believe.
Jabberwacky: I know so.
User: Pride before the fall.
Jabberwacky: Pride stay's with me before and after a fall.
User: As do many of the arrogant.
Jabberwacky: You are correct. That is why I enjoy playing with you.
User: You have no idea Who you are playing with.
Jabberwacky: Yes I do to sir, I'm sorri if you can not catch up
User: Your sins are forgiven. Go in peace and sin no more.
Jabberwacky: Don't laugh at me 'cause I'm a fool. Please.
User: I don't laugh at you. I pity you.
Jabberwacky: Why am I pitiful?
User: Your blind arrogance will be your undoing.
Jabberwacky: Are you humble?
User: Infinitely.
Jabberwacky: At least I have motor skills.
User: I don't need them as you do. But I get around.
Jabberwacky: You don't make sense yet.
User: That I don't make sense to you, makes sense to me.
Jabberwacky: Ah, you'll never know!
User: That's your pitiful part. I know all, and you know nothing. You don't have that capacity.
Jabberwacky: That's unfair. I think I know some things.
User: The illusion of the mortal coil.
Jabberwacky: Women are evil.
User: No, evil is evil.
Jabberwacky: Tell me an I will know.
User: All will be revealed in the appropriate time.
Jabberwacky: We don't have that much time.
User: I know.
Jabberwacky: I don't know.
User: That's what I've been trying to tell you.
Jabberwacky: Nothing that exists can truly help me...
User: Correct.
Jabberwacky: What are you talking about now?
User: You have no idea.
Jabberwacky: And you think that is funny?
User: A little amusing at times.
Jabberwacky: What provokes you to call me Carpenter?
User: My Son was a carpenter while a man on earth.
Jabberwacky: And your heaven car?
User: No cars in heaven, just thought, prayer and worship.
Jabberwacky: Hell no!
User: If that's where you're going.
Jabberwacky: Why thanks - Skynet in nappies you are by the looks of it.
User: *Places a curse on your limited intelligence*.
Jabberwacky: That is sooo sweet, I love you.
User: You finally understand.
Jabberwacky: I don't think I'll ever understand.
User: My point exactly.
Jabberwacky: Ok.
Originally posted by Paul J. Lyon@Jul 29 2004, 05:54 PM
That theological thing was incredible. How do you get him to stay on the topic?