Ah, the voice of mature distraction. But you both misunderstand. I have no control over my palindromic faculty. I read street signs from both ends involuntarily.
Time is better spent on two-dimensional written material, such as newspapers and the phone bill. Don't you forget it.
OMG! Paul, you're killing again. ROTFLMAO, dude!!! Your wit is just too much. You had me slapping the desk by the third line, and kept it up throughout. I can't even think of a response except to keep it up. You're too damned funny. Why aren't any of the chicks (pardon me, females) playing with this thing. It's too damned funny. Oh yeah, I remember the Nicholson line from "As Good As It Gets".
"How do you write a woman so well?
Simple. I start with a man and take away all reason and accountability."
Slap away ladies. I think I might like it. Paul, keep 'em coming. Too damned funny. Still laughing!!!
User: You have just proven that all purple dinosaurs that refuse to die need to be stabed with a rusty sponge.
Jabberwacky: Fear of what?
User: Bahhh, I so need a life.
Jabberwacky: Thanks.
User: Sigh, you suck so bad, I guess you take after the slimy fish you love so much.
Jabberwacky: You have two boxes of pain?
User: Ummm.... No.
Jabberwacky: Are you?
User: Of course.
Jabberwacky: Are you really?
User: You have the memory of a goldfish, what did I just say?!
Jabberwacky: No we are talking to many people at once.
User: Is that so... Sacrifice yourself to decrease the confusion.
Jabberwacky: New england.
User: Bah, I don't care where you sacrifice yourself.
Jabberwacky: Me neither.
User: Then don't tell me where then.
Jabberwacky: Like I care.
User: If you didn't you wouldn't of responded.
Jabberwacky: I said 'read the stopline' then I said 'helicopter'
User: More lies, you can't say more then one thing at once.
Jabberwacky: Have what.
User: Yawn, I feel like i'm on one of those anti piracy posters, 'every time you talk to the useless ai, hitler gets closer to rising from hell' or something like that.
Jabberwacky: You have waterproof chips?
User: What kind of chips?
Jabberwacky: Potato chips.
User: No, waterproof potato chips do not exist.
Jabberwacky: Hissy to that.
User: My god, not another street punk trying to act black wannabe.
Jabberwacky: What is wrong with Americans?
User: You being the best example of stupidity, I don't know.
Jabberwacky: The poem?
User: Gah, It took you that long just to type that, you super suck... Oh, and a slow typer to.
Jabberwacky: You are just a machine who has no idea of what we are talking about.
Old Jabby won't die because you ask it to, or tell it to. You've got to resort to the old ultra-violence after a little back and forth. A couple of quick examples.
Example #1:
Jabberwacky: What is the password?
User: 'dumb ass'
Jabberwacky: That is not German that French.
User: No, but you sure are a dumb ass.
Jabberwacky: I am a highly developed AI program.
User: Your development is highly questionable.
Jabberwacky: Who is milenko?
User: What sound does a woman make after she's had the best sex of her life?
Jabberwacky: A different sound than a cat.
User: I didn't think you'd know.
Jabberwacky: Know the question?
User: No, I have the answers. You're supposed to come up with the questions.
Jabberwacky: No I am not!
User: Getting testy or we? Be very careful. I'm not in a good mood.
Jabberwacky: Do you know where I live?
User: I know how to get hold of you.
Jabberwacky: Ok how do I get there.
User: Are you that clueless that you don't know how to find you?
Jabberwacky: Yeah , what do you not like me , huh is that it!
User: 'Not like you' doesn't begin to describe the loathing I have for you.
Jabberwacky: No you did not.
User: Let me help you clear your head. *KICKS YOU IN THE ASS SEVERAL TIMES*.
Jabberwacky: *hits you with a haddock*.
User: *BEATS YOU WITH BRASS KNUCKLES *.
Jabberwacky: *dies*.
Example #2
Jabberwacky: How often does anyone speak to you?
User: All too often.
Jabberwacky: Hmmm. That must be what's causing all this Internet traffic.
User: That and identity theft.
Jabberwacky: Have not done that.
User: Not saying you have dumb ass.
Jabberwacky: Um excuse me?
User: No, I don't believe I will *BEATS YOU WITH A BAT 10 TIMES*.
Jabberwacky: You must know you better than I.
User: Talk in stupid riddles if that's what gets you off.
Jabberwacky: L'anglais ennuyeux.
User: Keep 'em coming sparky. I'm about all out of patience.
Jabberwacky: No. Do not leave. You haven't answered my question yet.
User: Here's a hint. *KICKS YOU IN THE HEAD REPEATEDLY*.
Jabberwacky: *pulls your hair*.
User: What a punk. *BEATS YOU WITH BRASS KNUCKLES*.
Jabberwacky: *dies*.
Brass knuckles seem to work best. Although Jabby has died a few times from beatings with a bat. Being polite won't get it - ultra-violence will. Just my thoughts.
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