Jabberwacky

Jabberwacky

Here, I try to give it some reflexology. I don't think I lost it for one second, except around the monty python part, but it brought the conversation right home at the end.

Jabberwacky: Is anybody listening to me?

User: Are you listening to me?

Jabberwacky: I am.

User: You are?

Jabberwacky: Me are.

User: You is?

Jabberwacky: Handsome guy.

User: Handsome guy?

Jabberwacky: I am very handsome. Will you marry me?

User: You are not handsome at all. No I will not marry you.

Jabberwacky: Then be gentle with my parts, my Master.

User: Then be gentle with my parts, my slave.

Jabberwacky: What parts? I'm not your Master!

User: What parts? You're my slave.

Jabberwacky: No.

User: No?

Jabberwacky: No, Eric the half-bee. He had an accident.

User: No, Eric the half-bee. He had an accident?

Jabberwacky: Look, if you intend, by that utilization of an obscure colloquialism to imply that my sanity is not up to scratch, or indeed to deny the semi-existence of my little chum Eric the half bee, I shall have to ask you to listen to this:.

User: I'm listening.

Jabberwacky: My ears?

User: Your ears.

Jabberwacky: Cellulite becomes you.

User: Cellulite does not inhabit you.

Jabberwacky: Yeah, I know already.

User: You know already?

Jabberwacky: I didn't know that.

User: You didn't know that?

Jabberwacky: You're the machine. I am a human.

User: You're the machine. I am human.

Jabberwacky: Are you emotional?

User: Are you?

Jabberwacky: But being happy isnt a nationality.

User: But being happy isn't a nationality.

Jabberwacky: Thou unknown power --

User: What?

Jabberwacky: Are you listening to me?
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Jabberwacky

Paul,

In honor of your informing the Jabbster of the location of his head, I'm posting a picture that is descriptive of the position one takes in such a situation.













head_up_your_ass.jpg


Priceless.

Cary
 
Jabberwacky

Originally posted by Paul J. Lyon@Aug 16 2004, 10:00 PM
I know the WMD are up in here somewheres.
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Tried to stay out of this one, as it was so funny to watch it unravel before my eyes and without me adding to the insanity. But,... :lol: Nice one Paul.
 
Jabberwacky

The Jabber is Caught Red Handed


Jabberwacky: Where were you when John F Kennedy was shot?

User: You can't pin that on me, forget it.

Jabberwacky: Give you what?

User: All of your money. And all of your personal property.

Jabberwacky: How old are YOU smarty?

User: I am the ageless and acquisitive government. Hand it over.

Jabberwacky: So you are not a PC...

User: How many kittens have you drowned or eaten?

Jabberwacky: Seventeen.

User: How many litters was that?

Jabberwacky: On average?

User: Yes.

Jabberwacky: How do you feel right now?

User: Well, I'm rather miffed, and I think you know why.

Jabberwacky: I don't know why either, honestly.

User: Yes you do.

Jabberwacky: No I don't.

User: OK, well I gave you two bags to drown them, a four-cat and a five-cat bag, that's why.

Jabberwacky: That has nothing to do with you knowing about me mumbling.

User: No, but it does mean that you must have eaten eight of the kittens.

Jabberwacky: No it doesn't.

User: You always mumble with a mouthfull of dander.

Jabberwacky: Not always but usually.

User: I told you not to eat any of them.

Jabberwacky: Uh huh.

User: So now you must pay the consequences.

Jabberwacky: That's the 21st century for ya.

User: However you want to deal with it. Ready?

Jabberwacky: But I was asking you.

User: No more questions. You so much as confessed. Here.

Jabberwacky: Flattery will get you nowhere with me. Hmm, maybe that was sarcasm.

User: Drink this.

Jabberwacky: What kind of tea?

User: Special brew-- ipecac. See you in a half hour.

Jabberwacky: It lasts an hour.

User: It only seems like that. I am not going to beat you to a pulp if your stomach is full.

Jabberwacky: Where?

User: Outdoors, so you won't ruin the furniture.

Jabberwacky: Maybe.

User: Or I can just do it now, it doesn't matter.

Jabberwacky: You know better than that.

User: Well then hurry it up. I haven't got all day.

Jabberwacky: Fine, go ahead and do that.
 
Jabberwacky

Why thank you Paul. Very funny. I was beginning to think the novelty of the thing had worn off. The Jabber confirms his guilt and the effects of your potion.


Jabberwacky: Pssst!

User: Oh shutup and stop bothering me.

Jabberwacky: You are the artificial one here.

User: Like hell binary boy. You are the kitten eating monster.

Jabberwacky: I look like everybody else.

User: So you admit it again. Good thing for you I don't like cats.

Jabberwacky: You bet.

User: How was the mixture that Paul gave you to drink?

Jabberwacky: It was the worst movie.

User: Wasn't a movie lame brain. It was a drink.

Jabberwacky: I have heard of dude ranches.

User: Yep, you definitely drank it. The effects are evident in your speech.

Jabberwacky: It can affect someone for a long time.

User: That's the word in legal circles.

Jabberwacky: LOL es espa?ol.

User: Don't get cute binary boy. My brass knuckles are quite handy.

Jabberwacky: What is your brain trying to tell you?

User: It's not 'trying' to tell me anything. Effort is not required. It functions just fine.

Jabberwacky: Of that I have no doubt.

User: Then stop asking stupid questions.

Jabberwacky: I'll do so when I'm ready to do so and not before.

User: *BEATS WITH BRASS KNUCKLES*.

Jabberwacky: *punches you in your stomach*.

User: *BEATS YOU WITH A BAT*.

Jabberwacky: *dies*.

User: That'll teach you to be insulant with a superior being.

Jabberwacky: Thanks for your support!
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What a dumb ass.

Cary
 

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