Aaaaw. Now I feel like a nasty female. There was a terrible miscommunication. Please accept my apologies. I'm sorry. We would be happy to let you listen to anything that would make you believe and join us on the spooky side ya know?
Apology accepted.
Incidentally, I do have one rather spooky story that I've yet to explain to this day, although I do have a couple theories.
So, one day I'm walking to school. I must have been about...14-15, maybe? There was this alley that I would always take as a shortcut, leading back behind some bungalows. It probably cut 10 minutes or more off a potential 30 minute walk, so it was definitely worth it.
Anyway, one morning I turn into the alley, and what do I see, sitting there in the middle of the path? A pile of what I can only guess were multiple sets of
intestines. And we're talking big, like from a dog, or (hopefully not) a human, or maybe a cow. There's a distinct, but faded red stain underneath them, as if they've been there for a while. As you can imagine, I hightailed it out of there without looking too closely.
Now the weirdest bit? On my way home, I check the alley again. (It's only like 20 feet long and well lit) The pile is gone, along with the stain. Not a trace.
As far as my theories go, I'm guessing it was either a practical joke, although not intended for me, (As I had very few friends at the time and even less enemies, and certainly none who would do that) or for whatever weird reason someone (likely a butcher) was carrying them through there and dropped them by accident. It couldn't have been a wild animal attack as there wouldn't be anything big enough in the UK to leave that much behind. There was nothing in the news so I doubt it was some kind of serial killer thing either.