Welcome Tyler!! And to answer your questions:
Why does the computer work the way it does? Because I tell it to.
How are Legos made? With the liquidized remains of squid. (Also where they get their unique taste)
Are there aliens out there? Yes, but their out to get me, and only me.
How can there not be? Umm... galactic plague?
Are we just living in the Matrix? Theres a 50% chance of a 100% chance that we are.
support Ron Paul: I have no answer to this question, it was a question right?
And yeah Gene Wilder freaked me out too.