Beholder

Dreamt about finding a plastic bag with ten grand stuffed inside the throat of a toy dinosaur. Right after I heard about IKEA recalling a game because of the choking hazard.

Poland sentenced a charity worker to community service. Was that a punishment or a reward?

Maybe I should celebrate easter this year, by worshipping the Babylonian fertility goddess Ishtar. If I see Christians coloring eggs, I can confiscate them as "heresy" for my own rituals.

Smells of burnt plastic after my 100000 mAh powerbank got the wrong voltage from a defective regulator. Keeping it in a fireproof place while hoping that it will not explode.

How much money do we have to crowdfund to give 100 intercontinental nuclear missiles to Ukraine?

Reading the news about how much UK politicians spend on their extravagant luxury trips. If only they had waited for a 20% discount like I did, we would have paid the same price. Now I pity them because you don't get a good trip for only 9000£, you get transfer with a non-english speaking driver taking you to the wrong airport, because most high-end trips are a rip off.

Why can't I have a cute little polar bear cub as a pet?

Watching the doomsday clock and waiting for people to count down "3, 2, 1, happy nuclear winter!".

The subway train almost derailed, because it had to drive at full speed while changing lanes to avoid a collision, due to Sweden's new traffic planning system that was criticised ahead of its launch. Sparks illuminated the tunnel as wheels lifted from the rail and passengers flew around. Just missed the opposing subway train going full speed against us on the same lane.

When it was finally over and I was on the bus, loud bangs could be heard from different directions and police cars responded.

Bought a set of vegan tweezers online. Guess some dogs they didn't test it on must be full of ticks by now.