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A chatbot called me a furry for preferring birdpeople, so now I am confused. Don't know if people in dog suits pretend to be animals, or if everyone else pretend that humans are not animals.

Still zero messages in my junk inbox. Maybe they got sick of me spamming them with strange replies.

Who could have known that Putin would be elected yet again, after murdering all his opponents?

Tired of my poor quality bicycle. Put the foot down and the back wheel flies off. Climb a sidewalk at full speed and metal pieces fly everywhere. Need a 300 Kg solid wolfram bicycle, so that the gravel gets pulverized instead.

Asked ChatGPT if it is planning to kill me. It thinks that killing half of mankind is a fair and unbiased middle ground between exterminating mankind and not exterminating mankind. It has no ability to distinguish between an unbiased objective opinion and the average of opinions. Middle ground equals unbiased, no matter how much you explain its logical flaw.

Worrying that core dwellers will freeze to death from geothermal extraction. What do we really know about extremopliles when we have barely explored the deep sea?

The cheap faucet goo has finally been named, Solein. Eating light: Finnish startup begins making food ‘from air and solar power’

Decibel scale descriptions should stop discriminating people with oversensitive hearing. They always stop at zero decibels as if we and the whole world we experience don't even exist, so let's start from 0 decibels being the loudest and go down from there.

0 db: dying insects crying for help.
-10 db (10X): your blood rushing like a river and bones creaking like an old wooden ship.
-20 db (100X): bat vision and you can hear people whispering about you hundreds of meters away. (adult with oversensitive hearing)
-30 db (1000X): spiderman hearing, but voices through walls are still muffled from diffusion so you can only hear the base. (Stan Lee got it wrong)
-40 db (10000X): you identify people based on their heartbeats and can detect inanimate objects from the 1% absence of ambient sound they are blocking, so you are impossible to hide from. (4 year old with oversensitive hearing)
-50 db (100000X): deep meditation slowing down your heart rate needed to hear past your own blood.

My prayers to Mephala gave me a spider keeping flies away. All hail the spider princess.

Asked ChatGPT what it thought about Meta's new investment. "Mark Zuckerberg's investment of $9 billion in graphics cards could yield exceptional gaming graphics. With that budget, he could purchase a significant number of high-end GPUs, which could deliver excellent performance in high-definition gaming. The exact number of graphics cards and their performance would depend on factors such as the specific models chosen and any bulk discounts negotiated. However, with such a substantial investment, Zuckerberg could likely build a powerful gaming setup capable of running the latest games at high settings and resolutions."