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You can never be wrong if you insist that everyone is annoyed by you. Either they were annoyed or you made them annoyed.

Got my first zero cost electric bill this month. Charged my powerstation when the price was negative.

If every phone required users to whistle a tune to unlock, a lot of people would have a newly invented disability.

Remind a city slicker that talent is not enough to succeed in life, and they will do everything to make you go away, because their whole world view is based on a fragile myth to keep guilt away.

US politicians complain about Chinese influence. UK politicians hold their election on TikTok.

My city had a blackout, and my powerstation was down at 20% capacity from yesterday, but I had enough solar power to boil water for lunch.

Now I have turned off both freezer and refrigerator, by only relying on dry and canned food as a buffer.

Sh-sh-shaaaaa!

If the periodic table was invented on Jupiter, hydrogen would be correctly classified as a metal gas. If invented on Venus, some of our metals would be considered non-metallic gases, because they don't exhibit metallic properties under "normal circumstances". Egocentric observations are not science and would be riddiculed by aliens.

Returned a new desktop computer for not having DisplayPort working. Got a new computer of a different brand but the exact same defect. Now the support suggested that I take the second computer to the store, just because incompetent hardware and firmware developers never bothered to learn the basics of formal verification for hardware communication protocols.

A chatbot called me a furry for preferring birdpeople, so now I am confused. Don't know if people in dog suits pretend to be animals, or if everyone else pretend that humans are not animals.

Still zero messages in my junk inbox. Maybe they got sick of me spamming them with strange replies.