Beholder

Made my wooden solar panel holder strong enough to carry 8 metric tonnes (4 SUVs) using thick cabin timber and metal support structures, for solar panels of 24 Kg in total. Won't move a millimeter when I tackle it with my whole body, which should be enough to handle the next storm.

News magazines now have to quote people with "wrote on X" instead of "Tweeted". Combined with long posts, it breaks the whole stardom illusion that lured in wannabes thinking that Twitter could make them famous by Tweeting to the whole world. If you just "wrote it" on X, why not a blog site where nobody has the time to read it?

When a supreme court blocks decisions with political bias, it is hailed as a victory for democracy. When the military stop a dictator and try to hold new elections according to their constitutional obligations, it is called a despicable coup attempt.

Putin just learned how to copy a photo when faking his drone supply. Now he needs to learn what a shadow looks like, that he needs a new photo for each distance to get correct perspective, and that glossy shine depends on camera angle. I have seen ten year old children make better fakes than this crap.

Twitter rebranded as "X" as in anything goes. Soon to be confused with XHamster.

If a friend on LinkedIn has a ten year anniversary of being stuck in the same hated low paid job without a promotion, would it be sarcastic to congratulate them according to the automatic suggestion?

USA decided not to put nuclear weapons in the hands of an AI. It would however make sure that everyone follows the Paris agreement without questioning it, because the AI has nothing to lose in brinksmanship and everyone knows that they can't argue against a hardcoded robot ensuring mankind's survival.

Russia declared war against its own allies by promising to destroy any grain shipments to Africa, Asia and the middle east. Only a matter of time before someone decides to enter with real warships and instantly wipe out the rusty old Russian fleet.

Took a warm shower with fruit shampoo under the pouring rain on a mountain. My shower at home don't make my hair this clean. Must be the added force of falling thousands of meters from the sky.

If warm water wasn't limited indoors, the perfect shower would just be lots of holes in the ceiling, making the entire body clean at once with more pressure and distribution.

Not sure if drinking vanilla yoghurt should give vanilla shame or be accepted as oral food consumption.