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Putin just learned how to copy a photo when faking his drone supply. Now he needs to learn what a shadow looks like, that he needs a new photo for each distance to get correct perspective, and that glossy shine depends on camera angle. I have seen ten year old children make better fakes than this crap.

Twitter rebranded as "X" as in anything goes. Soon to be confused with XHamster.

If a friend on LinkedIn has a ten year anniversary of being stuck in the same hated low paid job without a promotion, would it be sarcastic to congratulate them according to the automatic suggestion?

USA decided not to put nuclear weapons in the hands of an AI. It would however make sure that everyone follows the Paris agreement without questioning it, because the AI has nothing to lose in brinksmanship and everyone knows that they can't argue against a hardcoded robot ensuring mankind's survival.

Russia declared war against its own allies by promising to destroy any grain shipments to Africa, Asia and the middle east. Only a matter of time before someone decides to enter with real warships and instantly wipe out the rusty old Russian fleet.

Took a warm shower with fruit shampoo under the pouring rain on a mountain. My shower at home don't make my hair this clean. Must be the added force of falling thousands of meters from the sky.

If warm water wasn't limited indoors, the perfect shower would just be lots of holes in the ceiling, making the entire body clean at once with more pressure and distribution.

Not sure if drinking vanilla yoghurt should give vanilla shame or be accepted as oral food consumption.

China criticize Japan's release of tritium into the ocean, from which tritium comes from. Meanwhile, Chinese children on Aliexpress play with tritium as a glow in the dark finger paint and flush down larger amounts of tritium into the sink.

Craving truffles again.

Visited the doctor about a lump on my butt today. Their phrenology head did however not map lumps on the rear.