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Found pieces of pork rind lying in the shower, but you need to mix it with lye to make soap.

There is no such thing as an energy chrisis, once you are used to living without electricity.

I have successfully erased a trauma memory through activation and sensory over-exposure of an 18 mm wide memory cluster in my left frontal lobe. First I located the region by sensing which region emitted more electromagnetism while recalling the event. Then I traversed the surrounding neurons to map the cells and nerve connections to see which signals activate them. Then I bombarded the memory cells with signals of maximum intensity, which made the entire body shake from intense flashbacks mixed with blinding light. After repeating the process, the memory images faded into a pale white blob. Thinking about the train now only shows a blob of white light, so the memory is now physically erased instead of supressed. The stress symptoms are not tied to memory recall, but I might be able to travel by train again using this memory erasure method.

My antidepressants contain something called "MAGAsýrup". Don't know what it is, but it is for sure playing tricks with my mind.

My dad got ensnared in mom's yarn and needed help to get out of it. A yarn spider would then be able to capture humans.

My friend will be in the asylum for a week after chasing an invisible cat that woke him up.

Even the undead has given up on living in the real world. Why are there so many dating sites for vampires?

Did you contact your doctor about all these side effects?

Got antidepressants prescribed by my doctor today and reading about all the potential side effects. If detecting any of them, I am supposed to contact my doctor, but I already have pretty much all of them before taking the first pill, such as memory loss, confusion, tiredness, fainting, high heart rate, sleep problems, speech impairment, muscle pain, secreting smelly hormones, diarreah, vomiting, headache, shaking, indigestion, rashes, back pains, dizziness, et cetera. The remaining side effects can only be detected using blood samples or are related to milk production.

Must be hard being the confused diversity model forcing a tense smile in an awkward toothpaste commercial focusing on whiteness and power.