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Bought a new fridge where the safety instructions stopped mid-sentence. Not sure what happened there.

Was at the train station today. Two nurses at a booth asked guys for sperm donations using pamphlets, which nobody wanted to take in front of the crowd. Then an old woman sitting next to me nagged me to buy her a hotdog, which I finally agreed to do.

Full moon at midnight and everyone is acting strange.

Bought a pre-owned radio from 1991. Then saw that filling it with lots of rechargable D batteries costs more than buying a new radio including batteries.

Browsing a Chinese store with security cameras, abbreviated as "SCAM" in their name. Feeling safer already.

Got trolled by a vested fossile fuel evangelist on LinkedIn for talking about the path forward for renewable energy. Now I'm trolling him back.

Maybe I should invite neighbors to a "free gym" with pedal generators when it's too cloudy for my solar panels.

Red Cross knocked on my door and asked me about the situation in Pakistan. Gave him a rant about the political turmoil around Imran Khan's chances for re-election. Then he asked about the people's situation. Told him that my friend there is remodeling his home but doing just fine.

Accidentally inhaled too quickly at 100% air humidity. Felt like drowning and can still taste the soft water.

Thought about buying cleaning tablets for my drinking water online. Then saw that it was intended for toilets.