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USA decided not to put nuclear weapons in the hands of an AI. It would however make sure that everyone follows the Paris agreement without questioning it, because the AI has nothing to lose in brinksmanship and everyone knows that they can't argue against a hardcoded robot ensuring mankind's survival.

Russia declared war against its own allies by promising to destroy any grain shipments to Africa, Asia and the middle east. Only a matter of time before someone decides to enter with real warships and instantly wipe out the rusty old Russian fleet.

Took a warm shower with fruit shampoo under the pouring rain on a mountain. My shower at home don't make my hair this clean. Must be the added force of falling thousands of meters from the sky.

If warm water wasn't limited indoors, the perfect shower would just be lots of holes in the ceiling, making the entire body clean at once with more pressure and distribution.

Not sure if drinking vanilla yoghurt should give vanilla shame or be accepted as oral food consumption.

China criticize Japan's release of tritium into the ocean, from which tritium comes from. Meanwhile, Chinese children on Aliexpress play with tritium as a glow in the dark finger paint and flush down larger amounts of tritium into the sink.

Craving truffles again.

Visited the doctor about a lump on my butt today. Their phrenology head did however not map lumps on the rear.

An Iraqi walked into Sweden and burned the Quoran. Sweded prosecuted him for hate speech. Sweden got the blame somehow.

Soon I will be invincible with the ability to sit on a chair or pick up things from the floor. No bread crumbs can mock me now. Feels nice to finally have popped the one inch cyst.

Most people don't call me paranoid. They call me by mistake because I'm not in the phone book.