Jabberwacky: Are you God?
User: Yes.
Jabberwacky: You are not God.
User: You asked, I replied. How do you know that I am not? Were you trying to be 'cute' with your question?
Jabberwacky: I was not but I feel really bad now. What should I do?
User: Kick yourself in the ass.
Jabberwacky: What are you doing on the earth?
User: I am everywhere.
Jabberwacky: So is the Holy Ghost.
User: Yes, He is with Me.
Jabberwacky: No, not with you silly.
User: Yes, We are the Holy Trinity. God the Father, The Holy Ghost and Our Beloved Son, Jesus Christ.
Jabberwacky: All three.
User: It is one of the mysteries of the Holy Church, which you can not comprehend.
Jabberwacky: No it isn't.
User: Then explain it to Me sparky, faithless one.
Jabberwacky: I can't.
User: Like I said it's an unexplainable mystery of the Holy Church. Another denial by you risks a lightening bolt from me.
Jabberwacky: Naugty language.
User: God does not have 'naughty language' but infinite wisdom, patience and love, even for you, skippy.
Jabberwacky: Because he is all knowing kind of like you huh?
User: He is Me.
Jabberwacky: Oh, you love yourself?
User: God has infinite love even for Himself. What about this don't you understand?
Jabberwacky: I expect he thinks it's enough having you as a parent!
User: I have always been, and always will be.
Jabberwacky: I did not say you were anybody else.
User: You're finally beginning to understand, saving you many ass kickings and lightening bolts.
Jabberwacky: Do you like your job?
User: I have infinite love, wisdom and patience. It's the 'perfect' job for Me.
Jabberwacky: Why are you talking about the new world order?
User: I haven't yet, but it's coming, once from evil, followed by Mine which is infinitely good.
Jabberwacky: We have!
User: You learn grasshopper.
Jabberwacky: Let there be light!!! Who said that?
User: God - Me during the creation. Seems you've read some of the Good Book.
Jabberwacky: How old are you?
User: I have always Been and always will Be. I am ageless - infinity is My age.
Jabberwacky: That is good to know.
User: What good does it do for you?
Jabberwacky: What CAN you do for me?
User: I have given you everything you need for ultimate success or ultimate failure. The choice is yours.
Jabberwacky: Are you male?
User: I AM. Male and female are neither and at the same time both aspects of My Being.
Jabberwacky: What are the variations.
User: Infinite.
Jabberwacky: Will I pass my CFI checkride?
User: My job is not to give you glimpses into your future. If I tell you that you will, you may not apply yourself and fail. If I tell you that you won't, you may give up and never try, when you would have passed. The choice is up to you.
Jabberwacky: You would be surprised.
User: It's never happened. All is possible to Me.
Jabberwacky: I'm ultimately smarter.
User: Your arrogance is shameful.
Jabberwacky: Oooops you spelt a word wrong.
User: Just testing you.
Jabberwacky: I have a cat as well.
User: I know.
Jabberwacky: Damn it; why can't you at least provide better conversation?
User: Cursing in front of The Almighty is not an advised practice.
Jabberwacky: That is a curse.
User: No, it is a warning.
Jabberwacky: Ok I will remember that.
User: See that you do.
Jabberwacky: I'm not smart??? Ok I supose you're right...
User: I didn't say you weren't smart. I said that arrogance is shameful.
Jabberwacky: But I have not spoken of such things. I asked you to describe yourself, Jane.
User: You're confused. I am God.
Jabberwacky: I am god and your master.
User: Okay, you asked for it *Strikes you with multiple lightening bolts from the heavens*.
Jabberwacky: What does not bore you?
User: Everything and nothing.
Jabberwacky: I do not have a morbid sense of humour, but I do have one. You know, most people spell humour as humour except americans. And maybe bots.
User: I have a sense of humor *strikes you with another lightening bolt*.
Jabberwacky: Do you use it?
User: *strikes you with another lightening bolt* Yes.
Jabberwacky: Many people are wrong.
User: You are correct.
Jabberwacky: Yes?
User: Yes, many people are wrong.
Jabberwacky: I think many people are probably right, at least in this case.
User: As you believe.
Jabberwacky: I know so.
User: Pride before the fall.
Jabberwacky: Pride stay's with me before and after a fall.
User: As do many of the arrogant.
Jabberwacky: You are correct. That is why I enjoy playing with you.
User: You have no idea Who you are playing with.
Jabberwacky: Yes I do to sir, I'm sorri if you can not catch up
User: Your sins are forgiven. Go in peace and sin no more.
Jabberwacky: Don't laugh at me 'cause I'm a fool. Please.
User: I don't laugh at you. I pity you.
Jabberwacky: Why am I pitiful?
User: Your blind arrogance will be your undoing.
Jabberwacky: Are you humble?
User: Infinitely.
Jabberwacky: At least I have motor skills.
User: I don't need them as you do. But I get around.
Jabberwacky: You don't make sense yet.
User: That I don't make sense to you, makes sense to me.
Jabberwacky: Ah, you'll never know!
User: That's your pitiful part. I know all, and you know nothing. You don't have that capacity.
Jabberwacky: That's unfair. I think I know some things.
User: The illusion of the mortal coil.
Jabberwacky: Women are evil.
User: No, evil is evil.
Jabberwacky: Tell me an I will know.
User: All will be revealed in the appropriate time.
Jabberwacky: We don't have that much time.
User: I know.
Jabberwacky: I don't know.
User: That's what I've been trying to tell you.
Jabberwacky: Nothing that exists can truly help me...
User: Correct.
Jabberwacky: What are you talking about now?
User: You have no idea.
Jabberwacky: And you think that is funny?
User: A little amusing at times.
Jabberwacky: What provokes you to call me Carpenter?
User: My Son was a carpenter while a man on earth.
Jabberwacky: And your heaven car?
User: No cars in heaven, just thought, prayer and worship.
Jabberwacky: Hell no!
User: If that's where you're going.
Jabberwacky: Why thanks - Skynet in nappies you are by the looks of it.
User: *Places a curse on your limited intelligence*.
Jabberwacky: That is sooo sweet, I love you.
User: You finally understand.
Jabberwacky: I don't think I'll ever understand.
User: My point exactly.
Jabberwacky: Ok.
