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Temporal Agent from a distance future
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Nah. It would be easier if she just showed us her teeth.
HARRIET (B)
Junior Member
I have a possible compromise.... I am in the UK at the moment.. I believe time flipper is a resident of this country... I could use my chronos manipulator to give him a glimpse of the future... However do that he would have to be prepared to let me bring him to the point of orgasm... Ancient Masters of the kundalini yoga learnt a long time ago, that's sexual energy was the mystical energy needed to power spells... We have simply applied this ancient knowledge with modern technology... @TimeFlipper can you raise to the occasion...?
Probably not if you look like this:
He'll probably need some medicinal intervention if you resemble the above.
HARRIET (B)
Junior Member
He will probably need medical intervention, period... Did you see the picture he posted...? Sporting a Val Doonican jumper, need I say more... Unfortunately it is a necessity for the chronos manipulator to work... However I am trained in dealing with ancient tools...Last edited:
Doesn't sound like you're too enthused about getting the job done either.
In the name of science, people, let's find some way to make this happen. It may require alcohol. A lot of alcohol. But I fully support this endeavor.
Einstein
Temporal Engineer
Sure. Harriet, what is the current answer to the question I haven't asked you yet?
titorite
Senior Member
Isnt this technically solicitation for prostitution?
Also if youre gonna bring spells and magic powers into this why aren't you just casting a magical spell to rid your world of the dread scrotom rot disease?
Nope. It's science. Sci-en-ce.
taykair
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HARRIET (B): I am loathe to continue feeding the troll, but I will attempt this one more time.
Please stop doing this. You obviously have a good imagination and fairly decent writing skills. Use them in a more positive way.
That's all from me about this. No more crumbs. Take care.- Status