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Not sure if drinking vanilla yoghurt should give vanilla shame or be accepted as oral food consumption.

China criticize Japan's release of tritium into the ocean, from which tritium comes from. Meanwhile, Chinese children on Aliexpress play with tritium as a glow in the dark finger paint and flush down larger amounts of tritium into the sink.

Craving truffles again.

Visited the doctor about a lump on my butt today. Their phrenology head did however not map lumps on the rear.

An Iraqi walked into Sweden and burned the Quoran. Sweded prosecuted him for hate speech. Sweden got the blame somehow.

Soon I will be invincible with the ability to sit on a chair or pick up things from the floor. No bread crumbs can mock me now. Feels nice to finally have popped the one inch cyst.

Most people don't call me paranoid. They call me by mistake because I'm not in the phone book.

Will Persia's Immortals save us from Spartans after Greek's election?

Why can't we get people off their high horses by taming giraffes?

If Sadam Hussein got death penalty for killing a few people in self defence, why is it okay to kill millions with pollution and assasinate critics for monetary profit?