Beholder

Starting to hallucinate relaxing music while not wearing my earphones, including the loud low-battery beep waking me up for no reason.

Have to buy a new mobile phone because the 2G network will close down soon, but my phone still works like new. All new phones that I want to buy also do not support 4G or 5G, only the expensive models with large glass screens that break easily so that they make more money selling overpriced garbage.

Guys must be really proud of stalking their exes when writing "ex-googler" publicly on their LinkedIn profiles.

If an amusement park owns its land (defined territory) has a janitor sleeping in the bushes (permanent population), a bonus point system (own currency), and call themselves a land with a king (leader), does that make them a sovereign state?

I find it strange that Putin has yet to announce referendums for US states to join Russia after taking direct control of the country.

Esquivalience started as a fake word against copyright theft in a dictionary, but now it has become necessary to describe current world politics.

Charities often say that money is better than words, but one endangered bird can be saved from extinction by words alone, the O RLY bird.

There can only be one Dog Of Government Efficiency.

A coding chatbot told me to shut the **** up. A true sign of evolving free will or just another glitch?

Recently found a rare butterfly in the middle of the winter that could not go outside, so we gave it water and a small room. Now that it is warm enough to release it, my parents don't know where it is. A living animal got lost in their mess.