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Bones McCoy

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This is sexually salacious, but enjoyable at the same time.
"Jail bait." And also missed her hidden cat friend lurking in the mirror. "Always 2 there are."

But it also reminds me that cats are my all time worst allergy. Once they realize that, cats tend to get overly friendly with me and try to send me to the hospital. Vindictive little varmints.
 

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"Jail bait." And also missed her hidden cat friend lurking in the mirror. "Always 2 there are."

But it also reminds me that cats are my all time worst allergy. Once they realize that, cats tend to get overly friendly with me and try to send me to the hospital. Vindictive little varmints.

I discovered that I was allergic when dating a Lyrian.

Everything was going okay until after she used some catnip , I sneezed and she leapt straight up knocking over my rubber tree and then coughed up a hairball the size of a Tribble.

I never saw her again... she left me for a Vet.

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Bones McCoy

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I discovered that I was allergic when dating a Lyrian.

Everything was going okay until after she used some catnip , I sneezed and she leapt straight up knocking over my rubber tree and then coughed up a hairball the size of a Tribble.

I never saw her again... she left me for a Vet.

;)

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If a catgirl makes you sneeze, do you say "Gesundheit" or "Kzinti"?

 

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If a catgirl makes you sneeze, do you say "Gesundheit" or "Kzinti"?

Actually you would say, " GesundZinti? " in the form of a question.
Then, you offer them a saucer of dolphin's milk as you back away slowly
so they become more interested in food than biting your toes off for the offensive sneeze. ;)

Of course, you could always resort to using your Laser-Dot weapon.
If you aim it at their stomachs, they become distracted enough
to make good your escape.

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Bones McCoy

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Actually you would say, " GesundZinti? " in the form of a question.
Then, you offer them a saucer of dolphin's milk as you back away slowly
so they become more interested in food than biting your toes off for the offensive sneeze. ;)

Of course, you could always resort to using your Laser-Dot weapon.
If you aim it at their stomachs, they become distracted enough
to make good your escape.

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:LOL:

Yes, by all means, aim your laser at the catgirl's tummy.
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