Beholder
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Be careful. Some kids like to trim their tractors to set speed records on public roads.This time of year, I get congested with all the agricultural traffic.
Be careful. Some kids like to trim their tractors to set speed records on public roads.This time of year, I get congested with all the agricultural traffic.
This is sexually salacious, but enjoyable at the same time.
"Jail bait." And also missed her hidden cat friend lurking in the mirror. "Always 2 there are."This is sexually salacious, but enjoyable at the same time.
"Jail bait." And also missed her hidden cat friend lurking in the mirror. "Always 2 there are."
But it also reminds me that cats are my all time worst allergy. Once they realize that, cats tend to get overly friendly with me and try to send me to the hospital. Vindictive little varmints.
I discovered that I was allergic when dating a Lyrian.
Everything was going okay until after she used some catnip , I sneezed and she leapt straight up knocking over my rubber tree and then coughed up a hairball the size of a Tribble.
I never saw her again... she left me for a Vet.
Actually you would say, " GesundZinti? " in the form of a question.
If a catgirl makes you sneeze, do you say "Gesundheit" or "Kzinti"?
Kzinti
If we are captured, the Highest of Kzin will repudiate us. But if we succeed, you are meat for our tables!Chuft-Captain The Kzinti were a species of aggressive, cat-like humanoids native to the Alpha Quadrant planet Kzin. In the late 21st century, the Kzinti fought four wars against Humankind...memory-alpha.fandom.com
This is sexually salacious, but enjoyable at the same time.
Actually you would say, " GesundZinti? " in the form of a question.
Then, you offer them a saucer of dolphin's milk as you back away slowly
so they become more interested in food than biting your toes off for the offensive sneeze.
Of course, you could always resort to using your Laser-Dot weapon.
If you aim it at their stomachs, they become distracted enough
to make good your escape.