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Got antidepressants prescribed by my doctor today and reading about all the potential side effects. If detecting any of them, I am supposed to contact my doctor, but I already have pretty much all of them before taking the first pill, such as memory loss, confusion, tiredness, fainting, high heart rate, sleep problems, speech impairment, muscle pain, secreting smelly hormones, diarreah, vomiting, headache, shaking, indigestion, rashes, back pains, dizziness, et cetera. The remaining side effects can only be detected using blood samples or are related to milk production.

Must be hard being the confused diversity model forcing a tense smile in an awkward toothpaste commercial focusing on whiteness and power.

My friend might have schizophrenia. He used to paint naked women with distorted monster faces and liked watching Attack On Titan. Today he came shaking in panic without his jacket and claimed to have been robbed by an armed nudist during winter. He also saw a nude giant hanging from a tree for no reason, but there was nothing else than a tree on his blurry photo. He showed us shaky videos of his door, but there was nothing there. Then he ran away to make sure that he was not crazy, without us being able to stop him. His insecurity might have been triggered by seeing me shake from PTSD.

Trying to light a fire using sticks is the definition of insanity, because you should give up if it does not work on your first attempt.

Realizing how much I have been doomscrolling, now that I somehow understand Ukrainian without subtitles.

Got my first treatment for PTSD, but it did not work because of the mine fields and barbed wires around my mental safe space. How am I supposed to feel safe without at least one tank for protection?

Left my window open because cigar smoke entered the ventilation. Now I have hundreds of small butterflies escaping the cold weather instead.

People are uncountable yet of a discrete quantity. Why not just measure crowd sizes in liters of people?

So many exterminated cultures have been erased from people's memory that I start to wonder if fairytales are a cover up for genocides against neanderthals and elves. An elven skeleton might look the same as a human skeleton because ears have no bones.

My employers idea of a relaxing company trip was to walk on mountains above the clouds in Germany without bringing any oxygen masks nor emergency equipment. Started to faint from the thin air as soon as I stepped out from the bus. The others regretted going on that walk.